i just copy and pasted that in a google doc so many times it hit 100 pages

well not that but like the 

coffee, candy, pistachio nut, burgundy, cherry, butterscotch, chocolate chip, lemon crisp, french vanilla with a peppermint twist!

you're going to jail? (ice cream will fix it!)

you don't have a life? (ice cream will fix it!)

you make bad decisions? (ice cream will fix it!)

you don't have a job? (ice cream will fix it!)

you can't find love? (ice cream will fix it!)

you're a failure? (ice cream will fix it!)

everyone hates you? (ice cream will fix it!) 

part

if u want proof for zome reason here

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EFVr8vbcOCe4um9N-kCEb1_NrueSgmoTF2V2Z4MYoig/edit?usp=sharing

idk if it works like that but shhhhhhh